okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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