she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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