She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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