Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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