I CAN MOONWALK!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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