Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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