Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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