I didn't shave. On purpose
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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