so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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