I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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