Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I said "one day" and that day is not today
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
