I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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