Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize
