Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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