i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I looked at my own cervix.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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