But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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