We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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