Me too!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she smelled like a LAN party
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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