Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
