Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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