Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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