im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Boobs are out for the taking
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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