she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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