he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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