you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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