You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
