You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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