I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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