sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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