Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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