The maid of honor just puked.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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