his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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