Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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