She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm like, not good at living.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
