so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
