He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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