I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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