sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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