is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
