Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Randomize
