who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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