absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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