problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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