please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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