I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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