First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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