on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im having a threesome with these popsicles
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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