I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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