More tranny stories later!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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