woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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