Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
